Hell Week

It's mid-term week here at Harold Washington College.

Guess who's brain turned to Jell-O?

Bullshit

The Onion may be on to something here:


Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

A lesson in physics

Whoever said that two objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time, has obviously never been to a Jewel on Super Bowl Sunday.

The greatest improvisation ever

was not on a stage or in a cabaret.

 

It was in a wrestling ring:

NO SALE!

Dear Gateway salespeople,

If the first words out of my mouth are, "I'm just browsing," please, for the love of God and everything else that is holy, don't try to sell me anything.

Sincerely,
A new Dell customer, and an Apple devotee

A Letter to Ben & Jerry's

Dear Ben & Jerry's

Stop making new flavors that are delicious enough to make a man tear down the Great Wall in order to get some. Case in point, Vermonty Python.

Sincerely,
My gut

Frustrations and decisions

1) this week we barely covered new material in school

2) Kucinich just dropped out. Now who am I supposed to vote for?