NO SALE!

Dear Gateway salespeople,

If the first words out of my mouth are, "I'm just browsing," please, for the love of God and everything else that is holy, don't try to sell me anything.

Sincerely,
A new Dell customer, and an Apple devotee

A Letter to Ben & Jerry's

Dear Ben & Jerry's

Stop making new flavors that are delicious enough to make a man tear down the Great Wall in order to get some. Case in point, Vermonty Python.

Sincerely,
My gut